Bad MLS Photos

Always something new- a bear has passed out in one of the bedrooms.

Maybe this is Goldilocks House and the bear visited?

I keep thinking I’ve seen it all. And then then agent find new ways to take bad mls photos. This 350k listing has a great photo of Grandma. Well, she almost made it out!

It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything because most of the photos seem repetitive.

But this photo just seems like bad juju for the listing agent!

These are the last three photos on a coastal listing. I guess you have to give them points for knowing how to capture an image from their cell phone. And their signal is good and battery fully charged. But if your agent can’t crop an image, you should be asking what else do they not know!

Who needs a drone? I’ll just snap a picture of this picture!

OK, I get where this agent was going. But His reflection made me laugh. I think he would’ve been better off paying for the real drone photo or at least scanning this photo..

She almost makes it in the first photo.

Here the trees nearly block her out

Now we get a great view!

One final Bonus shot… Curious right 🙂

I haven’t posted in a while because most of the bad photos I’ve seen are  repetitive.  Well today I was rewarded with some new ones.

The first photo for this listing appears to be from a party. Maybe they were trying to make the house look inviting? But I’m distracted by the kids, games set up in the yard, and the pull behind RV. I could possibly imagine a photo like this is the fourth or fifth image selling the lifestyle. But this was the first photo on the MLS listing

This next one is truly amazing to me. It’s a little “Where’s Waldo” but I will give you a hint 🦎

I can hear the conversation. “We didn’t have time to get the stove. Can you just Photoshop one in?”

Well that turned out well! They didn’t even pay for the image, it was ripped off from a stock photo site.

The copyright logo is on the door.

Here is another angle where they just blocked out the area

This is a MLS photo of a current listing in Tallahassee…

This is the Google Maps street view

The agent didn’t even need to leave their office!

So there is a listing sweeping the internet… The Crazy Cat house in Arizona.

It is way over the top, funny and disturbing all at the same time.

But most sellers don’t realize that if your not a cat person this can be just as bad.

These are from a current listing in the Tallahassee MLS. It is a nice home but I can promise you some buyers eliminated it as soon as they saw these photos.

The agent would have been better off eliminating the photos all together!